At least make sure they are 18
Why
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
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