Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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