Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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