So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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