Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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