I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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