omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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