Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Randomize
