Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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