it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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