3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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