White coat. Heels.
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
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