She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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