doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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