Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
two words: eviction party
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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