Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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