Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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