I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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