Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I need a hoe opinion
go on
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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