The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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