so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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