My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
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