My first STD was from a foam party
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
