I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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