Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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