just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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