Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
why do cheetos always look like penises
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
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