i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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