You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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