so explain again why im purple
no
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
If its not for food we ain't going out.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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