After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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