everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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