i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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