sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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