Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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