I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
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