Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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