Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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