There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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