i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I got her a Nickelback box set.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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