so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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