help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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