I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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