dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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