we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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