Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Randomize
