Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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