he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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