booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
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