This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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